Suprising DUI Statistics
We’re all about having a good time at CopGotMe.com, but drunk driving is serious business - just ask Mel Gibson.
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i was getting my drink on heavy and me and my boiz decided to hit up the local wawa for some fucking munchies.no way am i paying 7.89 for beef jerky so yeah i jarened that shit. this bitch is accusing me of stealing shit so im like nahnah imout no way i just keep denying till i leave the place and as i walk out the biggest baddest blackest cop walks in. hes known as TERMINIGGA around these parts so i turnd on the burners, hopd in a bush and 2 cop cars go blazing down the road. FUCK YOU COPPERS
one day im walkn home and 2 cops cars roll up on me-they told me to freeze and get to the ground, hands behind my back- after they arrest me and look up my information they let me go didnt even apologize-they told me someone robbed a store 6 blocks away- what the fck wud a thief be doin walkn around town casually 6 blocks from the store
This is not something I’m proud of but its insane – Last year I was driving home drunk and the streets around my town were completely empty. I was barely stopping for stop signs, basically blowin through em. After drivin though one of the signs I see a cop at the corner and he immediately pulls out. I start racing away thinking I could get out of sight but he starts gaining on me. I see the lights go on in the rear view and about a minute later BOOM! The cop car and another car collided, I didn’t stick around to investigate.
and busted my roommate who wasn’t even doing anything? Nice job Santa Cruz police. Way to come out of the woods all ghost recon style and target the only black-looking guy (actually Samoan), who was there PICKING UP BEER CANS TO RECYCLE, and charge him with possession of an open container….
Got my first ticket. 79 in a 65. Going to do the whole driving school thing. I was speeding to get to Tupelo in time eat with mom. She met Jas more officially. Red Lobster = omg,deeee-lish. And then went to the battle of the bands concert. Memory of Mayhem or the band who played right after them…
Black cop pulled me over. Obviously racist. He then proceeded to ask me if I had any standing warrants. I said, “I have the death sentence on 12 starsystems.” Needless to say, black man liked Star Wars and my Yoda decorations. Everything went better than expected.
This really happened, but I’m just kidding about the racist part. But no, seriously, he really liked Star Wars.
Is it just me?
Am I the only one who turns into the world’s most suspicious looking person when a cop pulls up behind me while I’m driving?
You’d think I was a Columbian drug lord setting up my own cartel in my car.
In reality, that cop just wanted to make a right turn as well but I have instant paranoia and run scenarios through my head that always end with me being put in handcuffs.
